I love my wife, but burgers are my mistress.

Mmmm... Hamburgers

Mmmm... Burger

Sometimes I thank God ... for cheeseburgers.

Looking hard for a drive-in;  Searching for a corner cafe;  Where hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day

If we are going to make a difference as fathers, we need to do it now. The decision is practical. It has to do with bedtimes, Saturday football games, stories, and hamburgers; and it has to do with carving those times out of busy lives - today.

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.